over the last 2 days i have been having some memorable encounters with fat ppl. on friday evening the soccer guys we were playing street at the SALT CENTRE court when a fat bitch came along and demanded that we left the court because she wants to SKATE. roller-blade. it was fun watching ppl arguing with her and though we eventually left because she said that "HCIS has priority over HC students" (oh yes she is a teacher, surprisingly, from HCIS. a very unreasonable one who is not capable of any form of logical deduction and cognitive coordination). oh well, after that we had fun niao-ing her, which makes me realise the sad state of fat ppl. if ever someone fat gets in your face, that person is just GG. because wadeva they say, you just gotta get back to them being fat and im sure as HC students, we can come up with millions of catch phrases insulting fat ppl.
but ystd, jackson ong proved that fat ppl indeed do have some form of usefulness, er and humour as well. my pw grp was at nlb doing our WR and after that we decided to do some work. dantong wanted to do econs but she needed her SLoman. and mighty jackson ong simply shoved the book under his jacket and walk rite through the security. and it was amazing the way he did it because with a thick book beneath his jacket he still looked incredibly normal, must be the size of his tummy, i suspect.
ok enuff abt fat ppl. im going to miss the next 3 days of school and 2 tests. Conjunctivitis, or sore eyes. it sucks so much because my eyes are all puffed up and swollen and red. there's so much sticky discharge in the eyes it feels like they are on eternal orgasm. when i sleep and wake i can hardly open my eyes because they are stuck together. now 3 days without school in one shot is a bit gay, considering that i had never missed a single day of school this year. and that when i come back on thursday, i probably have to take 3 test that day. raaaaaaaaawrrrrrr GG. i love promos which are only 29 days away!
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Name: gJoe Birthday: 15 June Gender: Male Gunner! HwaChong Soccer