i finally got an idea of what retail therapy wld be like for grandmas today. and it nearly cost me my dinner. literally.
my grandma just came home from an afternoon of shopping, and grandmas idea of shopping is toally different from ours. firstly, they DUN shop for themselves, but for others. sceondly, they want to gain on those little freebies that people give out to con them that in the end they dunno that they are the ones that lose out. SERIOUSLY.
my grandma came home with bags of.... chinese medicinal stuff. many bags of chinese medicinal stufff. -.- GG, i tot. and indeed, GG! it was almost like christmas, where there is something for everyone. so she showing us all sorts of funny herbs, most of which were for women. and i prayed and prayed, while happily eating my ice cream, that there was nothing for me. she saved the best for the end. she took out this slimey jelly in funny liquid thing and said it was for me, that i always had cough and that it would help me big time. at that point of time i almost dropped my ice cream and the thought that the concoction would soon run down my throat almost saw me puking. and she said she did not want to buy at first but because if she bought half a dozen bottles she would have one free. i mean! in the end u're the one that lose out. Chinatown is full of grandmas-preying conman! but well, my grandma had good intentions so i could not display any form of unhappiness or dismay. i guess i just gotta gulp down those stuff.
and pray my grandma never goes shopping again.
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