After almost a month, I'M BACK!
Firstly, I SOSOSO have to thnx Yan Han for SHOPAHOLICS! i mean it is WHOPPING COOL! yea, better than Drew Carrey-style slapstick comedy. It's so easy to follow, and it's so so REAL, lyk everytime when u feel guilty of spending money, "it is the best investment in my life".
oh, so i learn something frm there, and then NOW I FEEL LYK SHOPPING MY LIFE OFF!
ok, so u see, ystd when i was JUZ ONLY starting on the book, it got me all worked up and excited abt shoppin. then i realised that i haven DONE SHOPPING FOR A LONG LONG TIME. so i was HINTING VERY STRONGLY to my parents that prolly they shld take me to spend SOME MONEY or give me some.
I mean ppl lyk Sua Yu is so lucky, their parents go off to Shanghai and leave him with 200 bucks. U see, let's say its a week, n then u have breadtalk for breakfast everyday, that's $7 plus a week. then let's say u have some Rice frm some kopitiam, $4 bucks a dinner, $30 bucks a week. and that's only $37. so u treat urself to some really good lunch daily, $10 a day, $70 a week and MEALS ONLY ADD UP TO ARND $100! that means u can keep the remaining HALF FOR SHOPPING!
now i really wish my parents go on hols too, so i can have $200 bucks a week n lead a good life. next time they argue i will suggest that they go on a break together. if they go on hols once a month, BLIMEY! i'll BE LYK A THOUSAND-AIRE in 3 months! good money ar?! i reckon i can live my life this way and buy a BeeM by 25!
ok, back to myself. So ystd at my Grandma's home, i was whining lyk a little PUP that i dun even have enuf money to feed myself n that i DESPARATELY need to SHOP! so whine and whine and whine, then my dad said i was always going against him so i aint gonna get MONEY.
ok lor, so for the whole of last nite, EVERYTHING HE SAID I completed it with a "I AGREE" or a "OF COURSE!". What a sweet son! I WAS TREATING HIM LYK AS IF HE WAS THE FRIGGIN POPE OR SOMETHING! and for breakfast EVERY SELF-SERVICE ORDER, i frigging carried the food!
but it worked! after breakfast he was lyk "WHERE DO U WANNA GO FOR SHOPPING?"
OMG! THUMP THUMP THUMP!
in the end i got NEW CLOTHES and my sisters managed to get bags. JUST LYK THAT!
they must really be thankful to have A BROTHER LYK ME! MUAHAHAHA!
now i wish i have a VISA! can spend n spend n spend. WHEE! SO I AM GONNA TREAT MY DAD LYK GOD NOW!