Thursday, September 15, 2005
I need to declare this loud n clear: Loke Lai Fun has officially been branded a COLD HARD BITCH!
man! working with her sux big time. let me explain.
u see, i am the back-up emcee for pdae grand finals at drama center. so on monday during the first rehearsal, she needed some1 to help her with the prize presentation so i happily hopped towards wong siew may, who is the co-in-charge or something, recommended me. wella! i tot it wld be fun helpin out in prize presentations and all, carryin trays wif alfred and wong siew may, so i agreed. it's much better than stoning back stage as a back-up emcee when the emcee is well n fit. HUMPH!
anyway, so today set out to sort the names according to the name list. this diva-wannabe, she's more of a slut!- went lyk "u fellow" "those fellow" lyk we were some banglas in the zoo or something. plus she speaks in an accent way worst then ngsn; it's lyk a cross between a jap guy trying to speak english n an english man tryin to speak jap. something lyk that.
o anyways, she think she is boss and poor WONG SIEW MAY was juz stoning there and staring at me. alfred was so brave to imitate her "RRRRRRRRRRRRRR" in front of her b4 he stopped when WONG SIEW MAY threw a glance at him. damn! but won siew may very poor thing, get pushed around, she is lyk a little mouse fighting against a acid-splashed cat-faced donkey. yea.
and so LOKE LAI FUN was juz pushing her weight around, lyk "i think i going to scold Yang Yann", "I think Yang YAnn has gone bonkers", "yang yann ar, u dun have my number ar?" lyk any1 wants to have ur number >.< oyes, and she tried to act super high class, she wants the role next to the guest of honour, passing the prize to him. yea, so poor me and wong siew may would be behind the prize table trying to scramble the prizes onto the tray for alfred who will hold the tray for this acid-splashed cat-faced donkey.
n she went on ranting at wong siew may how slack her job wld be juz passing the prizes to the GOH. i really hope she breaks one of the trophy and we can see her pathetic face. [ok, it is pathetic enuf now as it is.] u noe the trophies are lyk really fragile at a slightest drop they fall off, it is lyk 2 parts glue together that kind.
n so i am freaking pissed with her, and i trried to argue wif her lar. she really lacks common sense. after we arranged the trophies for grand finalists, we realised it wasnt sync wif the emcees. so i was lyk tryin to tell her since it is only 8 grps and there wld be 3 GOLD SILVER BRONZE which we dunno which grp wld get, it is ook to leave it as it is and get the emcee to alter juz 3 words in his speech. From "order of appearance" to "in random order". so she went lyk "we muz suspend all logic now". yea ar, logical. BEE-DI-BUM!
n so, thats the SENIOR EDUCATION CONSULTANT we have in Hwa Chong.
_Buckled and Pimped