whee! teachers' day is juz 3 hrs away! dun we all love them???!!! it is coz of them that we have one more day of hols! HALLELUJAH!
ok. nvm. thats lame, we dun exactly love them. >.<
anyway, if there is juz one thing i wld say to my teachers, i wld say this to the following:
Ms FooYy: wad are those things between ur legs that make u walk the way u do?
Mr Li Shuieh Ping: Are u sure u want to be a teacher?
Mr Ang Lai Chiang: Ur animated nature is much-missed in Bollywood.
Mrs Soh-Peh Yoke Kew: Where did u learn ur English?
Dr Goh-Yip Cheng Wai: U need a good tan!
Mr Stevie Wonder aka SUSU: when was the last time u brushed ur teeth?
Ms Ng: Do u want a power ranger mask or Ultraman? i'll get them for u.
Mr Slim: Do u want a mirror?
Mr Ng Seaw Chun: >.<
Ms SENG aka OASIS: we noe u din buy ur uni cert. but where did u buy ur brain? Batam?
n to some other teachers, do u all need a compass for proper sexual orienteering???
ok. so much for those shout outs, but i guess ultimately, they all deserve a PAT on their backs! Cheerios!
for a long long time, in almost a year, i finally returned to SMS today! WHEE! it was erm, really nice to meet all the teachers again, albeit hving most of them disappearing mysteriously into dunno where. thankfully, most of the teachers that i remembered are still there, lyk Mrs Gan, or how i remembered her as MS NAH!!! and oso erm many more. Madam Ang, now Ms ang, dunno why maybe she divorced or something. i remembered her as the extremely compassionate teacher who always knew how i felt by lookin at me. lol. now she is sort of lyk a disciplinarian, taking pri 1s instead of erm pri 6s. n oya, she moved into the HOD room! nn, she said i cld go back to teach after i graduated frm sec 4. erm relief kind. not bad lar, considering can get $$$$$! n taking care of kids aint that difficult anyway, judgin from the fact that i can take extremely good care of myself 0.o
anyway, they had Michelian Idol there, which totally thrash Hwachong's in terms of entertainment. we had a guest judge, erm if u all rmb David De Cruz the guy frm Singapore Idol who was in top 30! but the best was the small boys singing songs lyk "My Bonnie'!!! so cute! n then there is this p1 guy who sang "The Reason" so cool! he was lyk singing super super uber uber high pitch. then suddenly when he reachedd the chorus he dropped to so super low!!!! lyk as if his voice broke instantaneously! so CUTE! *Applause applause*
o yes! my school has a new principal who is indian n she sux big time. she is lyk so strict n stern n she speaks in a ghostly tone i really wanted to go up n slap her in the face lyk "PIAK!". damn. she has a big ass too. ARGH! hope her pants go "PIAK" one day too.