today was excitin n slack. we were lyk havin hwa chong lecture today n lim swee say was key note speaker. n his son was lyk amongst the crowd. imagine how odd seein ur father speakin ar..... n BIG lim made frequent references to Small lim, n Small lim was blushin lyk crazy coz every time got lyk tons of ppl turn arnd n stare at him. he was blushin, red lyk a tomato. >cheesy face< then he tok tok tok, then tok abt his father {big lim's} , n he started to weep, lyk how we so often see on the papers. then small lim was lyk laughin n said he failed maths test then big lim cry. lol... but quite funny lar.
however, this was not the exciting thing of the day. haha... after lessons we went to play chapteh with sean paul n mingte n qin sheng. then we were lyk playin n paul's first kick landed the chapteh on the tree. so he spend lyk 10 mins trying to get it down. then sean, as usual found a isolated toilet to shit. haha. then i went to fill my bottle n went to that toilet to pee. when i was lyk done paul came in n said so damn freakin loudly he got the chapteh. then i was lyk yea lar yea lar. then sean frm his cubicle said sth which i dun rmb. then me n paul went on a spree. haha. at first sean was lyk "oei oei". then i wanted to fake him i do pull ups. but i din noe paul even better. he went to the cubicle next to sean n stood on the thing at the back n stared in. lol. sean was lyk "aiya u wont see anythin coz i'm lyk.." he was lyk squatin real low with his shirt over his erm herm... but then his ass was lyk all revealed n he went on shittin with me n paul bombarding him wif toilet paper. n his shit was lyk all black n hard n stink n all... oya n i noe how he shits so softly w/o makin that "dom sound" when the shit lands in the water. he puts lyk tons of paper on the water b4 he shits n shits onto the paper, thereby silentin his shittin process. haha lol. n he was so brave to went on shittin. look so lovable in his bare ass haha.. tis is not a gay statement, but it was quite exciting n fun lar. the next time might be a pull-up. haha. paul n i. on a spree.... look out sean the next time u shit.
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